Eric Holder Tells Employees not to visit prostitutes. #StrangeDays

Attorney General Eric Holder sent a memo to employees of the Department of Justice Friday, reminding them that soliciting prostitutes is against agency rules and that violation of those rules could lead to suspension or termination.  More here:

Head of DC Bordello Tells Employees: Lay Off the Hookers

By PJ Media
Later, AG Holder agreed to fund special sex vacations to work off steam while not on duty.  Agents were disappointed when they learned that their "comfort trips" would only be eligible for reimbursement if they funds were spent on Escorts in Cleveland.  Asked for comment on the choice of Cleveland Escorts as the beneficiaries of the new federal subsidy, a spokesman for Attorney General Holder cited the economic benefits that will flow to Cleveland, which officials have noted needs help revitalizing it's blighted downtown.  Many Cleveland Escorts live in low income neighborhoods.